As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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