i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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