You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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