Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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