What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
