Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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