You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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