So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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