I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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