Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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