you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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