? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
