I want to stick my p in your. b.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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