Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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