I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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