You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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