Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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