Will you blow on my dice?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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