I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
