Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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