marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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