After last night, I could never be a politician.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
i've created a new STD.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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