i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Randomize
