I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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