I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
As shirtless as possible
Let's paint friendship bongs
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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