You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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