do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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