i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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