After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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