I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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