? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Someone signed my nipple.
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