His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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