Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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