weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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