where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
