yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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