he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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