Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you win again, gameday.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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