Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
So. Much. Porn.
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