Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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