Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I wear drunk well.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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