ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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