I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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