you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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