so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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