I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
