So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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