I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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