Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you will always have a special place in my vag
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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