That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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