so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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